Fuck this rap shit, I listen to classical     
I want to sit under a coconut tree for a long time and have a coconut fall on my head and die.


→ Sep 2014 Cancun is nice.
→ Sep 2014

my dad got called a cabron for making a really bad attempt at speaking Spanish with the bus driver today

→ Sep 2014

got offered weed at the flea market in Cancun today
“hey come look at my store”
“do you want to buy a pipe? they very nice”
“you wanna smoke some weed?”
me: …

→ Sep 2014
→ Sep 2014
→ Sep 2014 private airplane (or naw)
→ Sep 2014
→ Sep 2014

liberaceiphone:

Had a four loko and it killed my stomach

→ Sep 2014
→ Sep 2014 tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it
→ Sep 2014

High Living by Toro Y Moi
→ Sep 2014
→ Sep 2014

hobbies: tearing up at any sad moment in a movie.

→ Sep 2014 emogod420:

doing gods work
→ Sep 2014