Fuck this rap shit, I listen to classical     
I want to sit under a coconut tree for a long time and have a coconut fall on my head and die.


→ Sep 2014

I need to be more aggressive like my mom she gets everything done by being hyper agressive with people

→ Sep 2014

so a bird attacked my head today twice while I was just minding my own business that was cool

→ Sep 2014

"fuck this isn’t beer"

→ Sep 2014

waiter: would you like some light tequila (holding a container of water)
mother: umm sure I’ll try some
waiter: *pours water into cup*

→ Sep 2014

how you got parents controlling whether you still have a social media account

→ Sep 2014 "why the fuck am i crying" — literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)

(via haunted-heart)

→ Sep 2014
→ Sep 2014
→ Sep 2014
→ Sep 2014 when in mexico
→ Sep 2014

who’s gonna help you through the night

→ Sep 2014

stage 10 earthquake shaken drink not stirred please

→ Sep 2014

at a little “Mayan show” with just like a little dancing and i got two white girls fist bumping and head bopping like they’re at the club

→ Sep 2014

feeling like a kid who got a well done steak when said kid was expecting medium rare

→ Sep 2014

feeling like an ice cube on a hot plate